Trading Post

A Game Warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act.

“You’re gonna need to pay a fine for the fish in your bucket,” the Game Warden says.

“But Officer, I didn’t catch these. They are my pet fish, I bring them here to swim. When they’re done, they jump right back into the bucket.”

“Is that so? Prove it and I’ll let you go.”

The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens. The game warden asks, “So where are the fish?”

The fisherman replies, “What fish?”